reed told me the buy board wants the numbers and the honest version, so here is both, and then i have a problem i cannot solve and i am hoping some of you have.
i am 39, i run a two man HVAC outfit on the Knoxville side of the lake, and i have wanted a real surf boat since the first time somebody pulled me into a wave on a buddy's boat on Fort Loudoun two summers ago. new money for a 23 LSV is north of a hundred grand and i was never going to do that. used ones with Surf Gate and a Power Wedge were 72 to 85 on the dealer lots i looked at from here to Nashville all spring, and most of them had been sitting on a trailer getting sun since March.
a neighbor of mine picked up a bass boat this past summer through a broker that works bank repossessions, conaway's auto sales, based in a small town east of Columbus, Ohio. he talked my ear off about it for a month until i caved and went looking. the setup is that they broker the sale, they do not own a thing. each boat still belongs to the lender that took it back, it sits wherever that lender had it trucked, and the whole deal happens online with you never once laying eyes on it in person. if you win, they haul it to your house on the lender's trailer, assuming one came back with the boat.
the one that caught me: 2019 Wakesetter 23 LSV, Monsoon 450, 312 hours, Surf Gate, Power Wedge III, the Max Ballast plumbing, sitting on its matching Boatmate tandem trailer at a lender yard outside Nashville. the listing had 61 photos and a cold start video shot by their own crew, and i wrote in for six more: the V-drive dipstick, the impeller housing, the ballast tanks, the trailer side rub rail, the bunk carpet, and the prop. five came back inside two days. the prop shot needed a second email and roughly four days, which is the one complaint i will circle back to.
the whole thing is a blind sealed bid. you hand them a number, nobody else's is ever visible to you, and while you are allowed to bump your own figure up before the lot closes, no one hints whether you need to. my first offer was 55,000. i let it sit the better part of a week, then moved it to 57,400 the evening before close, and the next afternoon an email said the boat was mine. whatever you bid is the whole cost, with no buyer's premium hiding at the foot of the invoice, which after a spring of dealer doc fees i had to reread to believe. the run from Nashville to Knoxville was 184 road miles, and since the opening thousand costs nothing, the delivery line read zero. money went out by wire on a Monday and the boat rolled up the driveway that Thursday, three days on, still strapped to the Boatmate.
and here is my problem. i have had it out four times now and i cannot make it throw the clean, firm wave i rode behind my buddy's boat. mine is mushy on top and it falls apart about fifteen feet back. same lake, similar boat, and i am clearly doing something wrong with the ballast or the speed or the gate and i do not know enough yet to know which. you can get a feel for how much detail goes into one over at conawaysautosales.com, but honestly the paperwork is the least of my worries right now, because i bought a surf boat i cannot seem to surf behind.
